Guess where I ate?

I've finally started posting reviews on Yelp. I have a problem with the way reviews are written, especially on Yelp. They tend to have a "this was my experience, and yours will be JUST LIKE IT" attitude so hopefully I am addressing all those issues within their 5000 space limit >__<. Reviews should give all the facts and let the reader decide if the place is right for them because not everyone has the same tastes.